He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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