clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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