great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
