if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
