And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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