420 ftw
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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