my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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