If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
how drunk are you?
Several
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Randomize
