Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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