I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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