question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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