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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.

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  does that include her cleaning your bowl?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward

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• (213): View more from California

  2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life

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