so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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