Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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