oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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