I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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