I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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