Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't put those talents on a resume
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I touched a dick in church today
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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