i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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