What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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