I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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