you win again, gameday.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize