The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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