So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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