Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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