so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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