I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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