i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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love makes seman taste better
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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