This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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