We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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