I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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