it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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