Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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