mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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