If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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