ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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