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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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