I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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