found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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