Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize