your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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