I'm jealous of your bromance
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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