Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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