Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I am midnight drunk by noon
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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