Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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