i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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