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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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