I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It's rum buckets o'clock
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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