Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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