I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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