I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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