when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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