The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
